Fake people

Fake people. The bastard cousins of plastic people. This is the lowest a human being can go. And to top it off, they're everywhere. Yup, just like cockroaches. So, I thought I'd give you a heads up and tell you to open your eyes and use your brain (only if you don't do drugs, 'cause if you do...look, a poney!). How to know if someone is a fake person? Well, without actually interacting quite a bit with them and study how they act in a given situation...you can't. Unless you're a pro psychologist...but I'm willing to bet your mom that you're not. You can, however, recognise some subtle traits that can give you a little picture of whom you're dealing with. What are these traits, you eager folks ask? Well, to tell you the truth, there are a lot of them. So, I'm writing some I believe to be important and you can add more on the good ol' comment section. Good? Good.
Those people don't really want be seen in public with you. I kinda don't fully agree with this one, because it's too ambigous, but what the hell. They treat you differently than they do others, usually by being too nice. Again, this one's a bit ambiguous. They only talk to you when they want something. They always expect something in return. Either it is a favour or material stuff. They talk about you behind your back. Sure everyone talks about everyone talks about everyone in their back, but these people ALWAYS talk trash. About what? You, of course.

Since I don't have to remind to watch out for these...beings,
Johnny out